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    FILED 08.13.26ED DESK · REVIEW

    SEXUAL HEALTH / ED · RANKED №2

    Hims.

    Largest consumer brand in online ED — lowest entry price requires an annual upfront commitment.

    Hims brand
    SCORE
    7.8
    PRICE
    From $40/mo
    RANK
    №2
    EDITORIAL · NO PAID PLACEMENTS · NO AFFILIATE COMPENSATION
    PRICING VERIFIED
    August 2026
    MEDICAL CONTENT REVIEWED
    August 1, 2026

    • +100% Online
    • +Hard Mints offer a sildenafil + tadalafil combo chewable
    • +Broad product menu including topical options

    • −$40/mo headline rate requires a multi-month or annual prepay — true month-to-month runs higher
    • −Brand recognition cuts both ways — Hims packaging is widely recognizable
    • −No first-responder or military clinical context

    Real cost & lock-in.

    EFFECTIVE MONTHLY
    Hard Mints: $128/month
    Daily Tadalafil: $40/month
    LOCK-IN
    Headline rate requires annual or multi-month upfront commitment.
    REVIEWED
    May 2026

    THE VERDICT

    Lowest advertised entry price on this list — but $36/mo is an annual prepay average, not a true month-to-month rate. Packaging is not discreet in the way station culture requires.

    From $40/mo · Generic sildenafil and tadalafil · Hard Mints (sildenafil + tadalafil chewable) · $128 per month

    How we scored Hims.

    We grade ED providers on 5 criteria built around the realities of shift work and department fitness standards. Each criterion carries up to 2.0 points, for a 10-point total. This is editorial methodology, not clinical guidance.

    1. 01All-in monthly cost/2.0
    2. 02Packaging discretion/2.0
    3. 03Generic options/2.0
    4. 04Membership fees/2.0
    5. 05Cancellation/2.0

    ALSO ON THE ED DESK

    Medically reviewed by Dr. Ahmet Azak, MD. Reviewed Date: 05/10/2025. Police Officer & Firefighter Wellness is an independent telehealth review platform for police officers, firefighters, EMS, paramedics, military service members, and veterans. We rank providers for TRT (testosterone replacement therapy), ED treatment (tadalafil, sildenafil, Trimix), GLP-1 weight loss medications (semaglutide, tirzepatide), peptide therapy (sermorelin, BPC-157, ipamorelin), NAD+ protocols, and longevity medicine. Our editorial methodology evaluates pricing transparency, discreet unbranded packaging, avoidance of insurance billing and Health Information Exchange (HIE) participation, LegitScript and FDA-registered sourcing, and compatibility with first responder shift schedules, drug testing requirements, and station culture. First responder health, tactical athlete performance, hormone optimization, and discreet telemedicine for civil servants and military personnel.